O glumitza referitoare la personajul principal din serialul 24 (in care fiecare sezon are 24 de episoade a cate o ora in timp real) suna ca titlul acestui post. (Mai multe glumitze cu Jack Bauer, dupa pozele de mai jos.)
Eu insa cred ca nu i-ar lua mai mult de 15 episoade, iar pana la al 24-lea ar mai afla si cine-i filma pe aia in Cache, care era criminalul in Session 9 si cine-i impingea in fatza metroului pe calatorii din Kontroll!
Ieri au fost difuzate ultimele doua episoade din 24, desi evenimentul a trecut oarecum neobservat deoarece toata lumea era cu ochii pe ultimul episod din Lost (incheiat si el, cu o zi inainte). Tot ce stiu e ca da, Jack scapa cu viata. Pana atunci… Chloe, get the final episodes of 24 and download them on my PDA!
Jack Bauer once shot himself ten times, just to prove that 50 Cent is a bitch.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said „Have a nice day!” Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do.
Jack Bauer can talk about Fight Club.
Jack Bauer doesn’t have nightmares. Nightmares have Jack Bauers.
Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
Sun Tzu once wrote, „If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re fucking dead.”
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?